Thursday, January 13, 2011

PANDAI GUNA OTAK

ASSALAMUALAIKUM… 

 

Ada la satu hari, 3 orang pesakit mental diuji kesihatan mental mereka setelah melalui beberapa siri rawatan oleh doktor. Setiap mereka diuji dengan beberapa sesi ujian (mcm ujibakat la pulak)

Pesakit Pertama
Doktor: Boleh tak awak bezakan antara kuda dengan manusia?
Pesakit: Tak boleh!
Doktor: Apasal pulak??
Pesakit: Nanti saudara saya si kuda belang kecik ati plak...
Doktor: Masih fail dh otak dia nih. Nurse, masukkan dia balik dalam wad.

Pesakit Kedua
Doktor: Sekarang, saya nak awak kira berapa anak tangga kat tangga lipat nih (sambil menunjuk ke arah tangga tersebut)
Pesakit: 2 ribu! (dgn konfiden menjawab, smbil menunjukkan jari "peace")
Doktor: Apasal banyak sangat??
Pesakit: Itu pun dh kira standard apa!
Doktor: Alaahai, ni pun fail jugak otak dia....Nurse, tolong masukkan di ni balik e...

Pesakit ketiga
Doktor: Boleh tak awak naik tangga tu (sambil menunjuk ke arah tangga tadi) sampai anak tangga ke-5, kemudian awak terjun ke bawah...
Pesakit: Awak dah gila ke?!! Kang patah kaki saya, awak nk bayar??
Doktor: Wuih! Yang nih dah ok mental dia! 1 lagi soalan, camana awak boleh berfikir dengan telus gitu?
Pesakit: (Dengan suara konfiden)...Haaa, bila berfikir......kita mesti pandai menggunakan otak...(smbil menunjuk ke arah kepala lutut dia sendiri)
Doktor: Aisey, yg nie pun fail jgk......

 

ini otak…google

ini otak-otak yek…google

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p/s:korang guna otak tak?hehehe…

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43 comments:

  1. IMANSHAHJanuary 13, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    haha pala lutut tu ada gunanya awe

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    hahaha,,otak2,,sedap dimakan,,ngee

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    huhu....nice entry izzat....

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  4. LoVe_LeEyAJanuary 14, 2011 at 12:22 AM

    keciknye otak org lam gambar tu.. hehe~ =P

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  5. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    iman:heheheh...memang ader guna,tapi bukan untuk berfikir...

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  6. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    is:heheheh...tu la,rindu nak makan otak2 k.besut,huhuhu

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  7. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 1:36 AM

    nadiah:hehehe...entri kopi pes jek...

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  8. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 1:36 AM

    leeya:heheheh...the simpson kan,memang otak kecik...

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  9. iniialahakuJanuary 14, 2011 at 2:01 AM

    manala taw..try wat CT scan tgk..mn taw ada kat pala lutut dia sgguh...hahahaha..

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  10. FairyJanuary 14, 2011 at 3:10 AM

    catchy!

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  11. Mat GanuJanuary 14, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    mung hok mane se jat...hahahha

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  12. ♥ Funna ♥January 14, 2011 at 9:25 AM

    ahahaha..lawak btol..otak letak kat lutut tu

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  13. mieJanuary 14, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    gue macam xpernah try je ni..
    hohoho

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  14. Siti Hajar MasriJanuary 14, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    aku x guna otak tp guna akal..haha~

    p/s:sorry baru datang hr ni..smlm busy giler..

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  15. fasheehaJanuary 14, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    gua guna otak tapi still tak dpt buat keputusan yg betul. cane tu? hehehe

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  16. nieszJanuary 14, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    otak2 yg ley d mkn n yg x ley d mkn..hehe..

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  17. UnknownJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    hahaha lawak2~

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  18. Miss YatyJanuary 14, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    hihi..gayanya macam semua pesakit mental tak dapat keluar hospitallah macam ni...hihi..

    p/s: otak-otak tu macam lain macam je...hihi

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  19. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    iniaialahaku:heheheh..nak wat ct scan kat lutut dier?hehehe...kang tak pasal2 doktor tu yang masuk wad giler,hehehe

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  20. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    fairyfarina:hehehe...menangkap?

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  21. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    matganu:aku nok doktor,hehehe

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  22. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    funa:heheheh...tau takper,nasib baik dier tak tunjuk kat tempat lain...

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  23. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    mie:takpernah try?nak try boleh jek,hehehe

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  24. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    sitihajar:heheeh...btol gak ek,kiter guna akal,bukan otak,hehehe

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  25. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    fashehaa:hehehhe...itu dinamakan takdir...nak keputusan yang betul?solat istikarah,hehehe

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  26. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    niesz:heheheh...btol2,melayu makan otak2,ader orang asli makan otak...zombie kampung pisang pom makan otak..

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  27. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    alinac:hehehe...sedikit ketawa pengubat duka

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  28. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    diana:huhuhu...memang sedap kak...kalu nak try datang la besut,dijamin sedap...tapi camner nak sedut ek...

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  29. ijatnuar87January 14, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    missyati:isk,knapa plak tak leh kuar?asalkan diorang tak tunjuk kat lutut udah la,hehehe

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  30. Hanys NajibJanuary 14, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    bagus lawak ni, ada unsur sindiran disitu..hehe

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  31. استاذة ليلاJanuary 14, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    bab 'otak-otak' paling lawak! =)

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  32. MimieJanuary 15, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    saya sangat suka2 otak2.yummy.

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  33. ijatnuar87January 15, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    hanys:ader unsur sindiran?camner tu ek?hehehe

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  34. ijatnuar87January 15, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    laila:huhuhu..bukan lawak la,tapi sedap,teringin makan otak2 k.besut,huhuhu

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  35. ijatnuar87January 15, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    erina:suker ek?hehehe...sarawak ader otak2 ker?

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  36. استاذة ليلاJanuary 15, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    haha! terjah la kole besut! tym2 x watpe kan..sblom dapt posting.. =)

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  37. ijatnuar87January 15, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    laila:hehehe...keje pattime la...lagipom cam awal sangat jek nak pegi sana,kena lmbat2 sikit,bagi junior2 rindu btol2 kat senior,hehehe

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  38. QibJanuary 15, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    bengong rr.. hahaha
    kepala lututtttt

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  39. استاذة ليلاJanuary 15, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    o,bgos la kije.hahaha~ nak bikin gempak ar nih..ok..eh,tapi arituh da ad pon y mai mktb..awl2 gi da mai..tp xtw la sape..coz dgr dr kngkwn jek..xnmpk pon dorang..pape p0n! slamat bkerja!

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  40. ijatnuar87January 16, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    pinqib:hehehe..bole dicuba,tapi risiko sendiri tangung sendiri,hehhee

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  41. ijatnuar87January 16, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    laila:bikin gempak la..tau dah..pokpik & boo yang pegi...knal tak?hehhehe

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  42. Mrs NurulJanuary 17, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    tu laa doctor tu yang giler..sape suruh tanya soklan banyak sggt ! hahaha


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  43. ijatnuar87January 17, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    neon:isk,kena la tnya banyak2,nak chek btol tak,kang kalu salah chek,tak ker naya,hahaha

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